wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

(via dracocos)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via pansyherpaderp8d)

pansyherpaderp8d:

high-functioning-freak:

pansyherpaderp8d:

My Chemical Romance it’s a metaphor
You can put the CD in the player, but the band can’t ruin your life unless you push play
ITS A METAPHORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

IT’S NOT A BAND

IT’S NOT AN IDEA

IT IS A METAPHOR

FRANK IERO ISNT REAL

HES A METAPHOR
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