i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
I’d feel more comfortable with dudes opening doors for me if instead of saying “ladies first” they said “eagle one is on the premises, make way for madam president, I repeat eagle one is on the premises”
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????